Let me not even go there and talk about my inconsistent blog posts!! I’ll rather put a congratulatory post, when I consistently post for at least 6 months!
Whatever let me start this fiery post!
The day was 28th January’17. The day all my dreams shattered, the day I realized I was not the mother of Dragons and I won’t ever find any eggs that will give me cute dragon babies. The day I realized if I step into a pyre of fire, I’ll DIE.
How did my delusional mind came to that realization, you ask?
So let me tell you about that hell of a night, I went for a bachelorette party. It was going on pretty well. Dance, drinks, food, cute guys. Then one kind soul among us, thought we should try fire shots. Well, they looked scary to begin with. So the first round we were given straws and that went smoothly. Then came the second round, and thanks to the daredevil attitude that kicks in after a couple of drinks, we had this amazing idea of taking the fire shots like normal shots. That too went well for everyone else. But well, I’m the 1% percent of the population when it comes to disaster. I spilled the drink on my lips and cheeks and burnt them. Now normal people would go consult a doctor immediately, but the amazing brain cells I have, it managed to convince me it was nothing and I would be fine, so I went put some ice, had few more drinks and enjoyed the party.
The next few weeks, well let me not talk about it. It has taken me almost 3 months, to take this incident in a humorous spirit. It’s not easy to attend a wedding you were looking forward to for months with a burnt face. I have cried, I was depressed. My face is still not flawless as it was before but well I can only learn to accept it laugh about it and wear it like a badge of honor of a crazy night.
There’s one thing, I learnt from this incident, something or some experiences in life are better left untried. It’s better to be inexperienced than have scary, depressing experiences like these.
Everything aside, the saddest part of this whole incident was coming in term with the fact that, I don’t have dragon blood! Even though it has been 3 months, I have still not able to come out and recover from the depression this fact has caused me.
How will I ever manage to sit on the Iron Throne now?!
P.S Please don’t take fire shots! If you absolutely have to, or you will lose the title of being the ‘Coolest Kid‘ then be very very careful!!