Category Archives: Humour

Bloody Mother of Dragon, I’m not Daenerys! :|

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Let me not even go there and talk about my inconsistent blog posts!! I’ll rather put a congratulatory post, when I consistently post for at least 6 months!

Whatever let me start this fiery post!

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The day was 28th January’17. The day all my dreams shattered, the day I realized I was not the mother of Dragons and I won’t ever find any eggs that will give me cute dragon babies. The day I realized if I step into a pyre of fire, I’ll DIE.

How did my delusional mind came to that realization, you ask?

So let me tell you about that hell of a night, I went for a bachelorette party. It was going on pretty well. Dance, drinks, food, cute guys. Then one kind soul among us, thought we should try fire shots. Well, they looked scary to begin with. So the first round we were given straws and that went smoothly. Then came the second round, and thanks to the daredevil attitude that kicks in after a couple of drinks, we had this amazing idea of taking the fire shots like normal shots. That too went well for everyone else. But well, I’m the 1% percent of the population when it comes to disaster. I spilled the drink on my lips and cheeks and burnt them. Now normal people would go consult a doctor immediately, but the amazing brain cells I have, it managed to convince me it was nothing and I would be fine, so I went put some ice, had few more drinks and enjoyed the party.

The next few weeks, well let me not talk about it. It has taken me almost 3 months, to take this incident in a humorous spirit. It’s not easy to attend a wedding you were looking forward to for months with a burnt face. I have cried, I was depressed. My face is still not flawless as it was before but well I can only learn to accept it laugh about it and wear it like a badge of honor of a crazy night.

There’s one thing, I learnt from this incident, something or some experiences in life are better left untried. It’s better to be inexperienced than have scary, depressing experiences like these.

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Everything aside, the saddest part of this whole incident was coming in term with the fact that, I don’t have dragon blood! Even though it has been 3 months, I have still not able to come out and recover from the depression this fact has caused me.

How will I ever manage to sit on the Iron Throne now?! 

P.S Please don’t take fire shots! If you absolutely have to, or you will lose the title of being the ‘Coolest Kid‘ then be very very careful!!

~Tisha

Not even funny anymore!

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I sometimes ask myself, I really like having this blog, so why am I not maintaining it? Unfortunately, I haven’t figured out the answer yet.

The last post I have is from 27th MAY!! It’s 28th August. 3 months and nothing. The 3 months were, kind of like a roller coaster ride, finishing college, starting job, shifting places. But still I can’t blame it on being busy, because come on, I would be kidding myself if I said, I was too busy to even find couple of hours to post something. The only thing, I can put my blame on is my laziness.

Considering, the heights of laziness, I have reached, it’s not even funny anymore.

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I’m like this cat, who might like different things, but when it finds a comfortable place, instead of doing anything else. It prefers to fall asleep.

I’m sure, if we (kitty & me) had to put our life in hashtags, we would be like #sleepisbae #sleepislove #sleeplife #yawningforever #lookingforsleepingareas #excusestosleep 

I have made promises to be a regular blogger, so many times, that I’m not even sure, what to say anymore. But well, let’s try again. I will really try to make it a habit to at least have two posts in a week. I’m not sure about which days. But 2 posts a week.

Thanks for reading this completely useless and lame post! I’m sorry for this, but I promise, I’ll do a lot better than this. 😀

~Tisha

Fork in the road

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With the amount of forks, I have found on the road. I feel I can say, it’s been enough to stock up my cutlery.

Decisions! Decisions! Decisions!  It’s so irritating, how I need to feed every data in my ‘life’. It can’t do one damn thing on its own. I’m passing college, what do I do now? It asks me, Come on Life, For once, be brave and YOU tell me, What should I do?! I’m so tired of telling you what to do, everytime.

Your need to make a decision increases, when you’re lazy. Every morning, I’m faced with the question, Do I need a shower today?! It’s not that I hate shower, the decision would have been easier, if I did. I hate the before and after part of the shower. Every day, atleast 2 times, I have to choose, whether to cook or order food?! Of course, being lazy I prefer the latter option, not a tough decision, you say. But the problem comes, when the end of the month is near and the wallet looks pretty empty. Still I can deal with these decisons, doesn’t require too much of an effort. I would like it if I didn’t have to do it but still I can deal with the forks on these roads.

The tough part is when the forks in the road are so huge, looking at it, I get a feeling, that it’s telling me, FORK YOU! Decisions like, What course do I need to choose after class 10th? It has been 6 years, since I made that decision and I’m still not sure, if it’s been the right one. After 12th decision like, What subject to graduate in or should I go for a professional course? The pressure, that decisons like these determine mine future, makes it even harder to take. Then there are choices like, That guy at the gym is cute, Do I ask him out?! If you’re too late in taking a decision, that guy might leave the gym forever and you don’t get to see him again.

I can ramble about it for quite long but then I don’t want to force my readers to make a decision, whether to read or not! I would just tell them, when you see a post from the blog, Just give it a read. I like to keep it short and simple. 😛

Over the short period of time, I have managed to survive without facing too many catastrophic consequences of my decisions. I would like to say, Whenever I find a fork in the road, I choose the one which is going to make me happy. Happy is not easy though. I’m not talking about happiness in the short run but decision which you really feel is going to make you happy in the end. Don’t choose a road, just because it’s easy to travel.

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Daily Post, Could you be more weird?! Fork as a prompt, Why you do this? Anyway, I accepted the challenge and I hope I did justice.

 

Thanks for Reading.

Keep Happy! Keep Smiling! 😀

End of a phase.

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Three years of college life has gone by. What has changed you ask? I now hold a fancy degree. I have a few more contacts in my phone, some to be remembered for life, some to just be random names, I once knew. If my life dependent on cooking for myself now, I wouldn’t die, I might even have feasts somedays. I can now even bargain, find cheap pizzas and get good deals.

Never did I think, I would say, I will miss studying economics. But as I was going through my last exams, the thought that this may well be the last time, I am studying this, was kind of sad. (Not that it motivated me much, to study harder and longer for the exams. 😛 ) By the end, I did realize, as my time with economics was becoming scarce, its marginal utility was kind of increasing.

College gets you habituated to a way of independent life. Staying away from home, might sound scary in the beginning but the thought of moving in back, even for a short time, is scarier. Thoughts that I actually have to take a shower everyday, not get breakfast at 12 in the noon, have to make the bed after I wake up; is daunting.

The worst part of moving on in life, to the next phase, is having to bit goodbye to the people we met. Of course, they’ll be a part of my life, but it would never be the same. It’s tough going from being with them all the time to just meeting them once in months or even years.

I won’t say it has been the best chapter in my life’s novel. I would like to believe, I have better chapters coming up. But, it sure has been an intersting one. A wave of mixed feelings hit me, when I think of moving on to the next chapter. It looks everything between scary and exciting.

I don’t know if I’m ready but I sure am looking forward to take the leap and move on to the next chapter now.

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I have been away from this blog for awhile. I don’t think anyone really noticed, but if bychance someone did, I would like to mark my presence and say, I didn’t die, I just had my finals, yeah that’s close enough. I will try my best to have more regular posts now, so that you guys are forced to notice me. Desperate? I know. I might disappear sometimes but don’t get too happy, I’ll always be back.

What a coincidence! I already had the title of my blog written, I was sure I wanted to right about my college life today and not on the daily prompt. Guess What happened? I get a mail with today’s prompt as  Phase.Can it be more awesome?! 

 

Log into ifooder!

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You’ve been granted magical engineering skills, but you can only use them to build one gadget or machine. What do you build?

*Magical Engineering Skills!* I want to add dreamy eyes to these words. If I had such superhero like power. Yeah, I am guilty of thinking of programmers as people with magical powers. I just hope they keep using it to build amazing stuffs, and if you are running out of ideas, please feel free to get in touch with me.

So, coming back to, what I would do, if I had the skills and by skills, I’m making an assumption that, I have all the skills required.
For this post, I am a programmer, a designer an electronic engineer, a craftsman, in short a master of all trades.
(Being an economics student, I have this weird urge to clearly specify the assumptions I make.)

Presenting to you the iFooder

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Source: Google

How it works:
•When you touch your favourite food, it records the exact taste of it, and you can save it, with its name.
•When you feel like eating the same dish you can just touch your lips to the tip of the device and it will align your senses, making you believe you actually ate the dish.

Benefits:
It gives you the taste without adding the calories, in your body! Not worrying that you need to run harder just because of the extra cheese burger you just had? What else could you freaking ask for?

It lets you have the taste of whatever you want, whenever you want without paying for it! Come on, you have to agree this is the best thing that has ever happened to the humankind.

Cost:
$1999 only!
Can it be any cheaper?! I don’t think so.

As for the name, I am assuming, Apple is going to love this product so much, that it would let me use the ‘i’, for free.
(Again assumption is something I am deeply fond of)
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I am creating an impression of a total foodie with back to back posts on food!
If you liked this, I’m sure you will like my Valentine’s day post too!
Check it out!
https://t.co/IMxLMB20dt

~The Puzzle
Twitter handle: @shits_i_say

One True Love.

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So how did the Valentine’s weekend treat you guys? I hope everyone did all those lovey dovey gooey things. The kisses, the hugs, the cuddling, the gifts, the looking sexy in red like a traffic signal thingy.
I’m happy for the guys whose proposals got accepted, and deeply sympathize with the ones whose were rejected.
I’m glad for the 99.99% people who had ‘fun’ and excited for the 0.01% who might be unexpectedly surprised on November 14th.

Do you wonder, How my Valentine’s Day was? Don’t you? I’m gonna tell you anyway. I had the best day ever.
Did my love visit me? Yeah he did, late at night *wink* *wink*
Did he get me gifts? Yeah he did, he was loaded with gifts in and out.
Did we kiss? Ohh myy god, the kiss. As soon as my lips touched him, he melted on them. His taste still lingers in my mouth.

Even when he is far away from me, a part of him, sticks to me, my tummy or my hips. This, my friend, is true love.
He is the only thing in my mind, when I sweat out at the gym, I feel it’s him who’s running beside me on the treadmill, that’s the control he has on me.

He’s the perfect gentleman, I couldn’t have asked for more. All the way from Italy to India, our love has managed to cross the oceans. As they say, love has great power, so I have witnessed.

I don’t care what the society, thinks about us, I’ll always love you, my Pizza, my love, my everything.
Here’s to many more Valentine’s Day, with you baby, my only love. 🍕

~The Puzzle
Twitter handle: @shits_i_say